Soak in water means something else in certain massage parlours
Just the other day, I was having a chat with some friends about reflexology centers and massage parlours that are mushrooming everywhere here.
Practically in every residential area, there are at least one or two such centers. Of course, it is common knowledge that some of these offer more than massage and reflexology. However, they do not do it openly. Some even looked like legit reflexology centers with posters and price lists and even those reflexology chairs that anybody walking in will be fooled by all these. The best part is they really do offer reflexology services, only with some extras.
One of my friends, a man, went to one of these centers for a massage (no lar, he is very straight and tang soon wan so he wasn’t looking for ‘extras’). Imagine his puzzlement when they started asking him strange questions and whether he wanted to ’soak in water’! Luckily he had heard a few of the terms before or else he would have inadvertently agreed to the ‘full works’ without meaning to!
So, it is imperative to know the correct terms when going to these places. Here are some of the phrases I learnt from friends…ehh…I woman mah so if I go to these places, they won’t offer me any extras leh so I have to get from friends lar. So don’t blame me if some of it wrong or different…hearsay very susah to confirm lar and some centers use very innovative terms wan. By the way, these are all in Penang Hokkien.
Term: Chik bi (one course)
Meaning: One touchy feely
Term: Nor bi (two course)
Meaning: One touchy feely and some licking
Term: Sar bi (three course)
Meaning: one touchy feely, some licking and you get to touch a part
Term: sie bi (four course)
Meaning: touchy feely two ways with tongues involved
Term: Chim chui (soak in water)
Meaning: The full ‘treatment’ including dipping something into where it does not belong.
Term: Lak bi (six course)
Meaning: the full treatment including the use of ‘back door’ too.
Now that you know, be careful of which services you agree to! The prices ranged from RM50 to the hundreds depending on which course, er, massage you ordered. Heh.
Also, if you really, really want to go for legitimate massage wan, don’t go to suspicious joints because usually the ‘masseurs’ only know how to do the extras but not the normal massage.
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LOL, I can imagine your friend going:
“Chik bi?”
“Mai mai”
“Nor bi?”
“Mai mai”
“Sar bi?”
“Mai mai…”
“Sie bi?”
“Mai…”
“Chim chui?”
May 23rd, 2008 at 6:34 pm“Beh tahan ar….!” xD
Lak bi th’ng, I know lah. Other lak bi, tks to foong for educating me.
May 23rd, 2008 at 8:04 pmCY: LOL…actually the poor man refused all and the ‘masseur’ was so pissed that she took it out on his back. He went home with an even stiffer neck and back than before the massage.
lilian: Heh…I am also educated by others only.
May 24th, 2008 at 12:51 amHaha! Looks like they’re expert in making the body stiff
May 25th, 2008 at 2:46 am